The Nino Chronicles, Part Deux

By: Inara | June 24th, 2007

nino.jpgSylvain Wiltord is trying so hard to be a pillar of Lyon’s community.

Organizing an orgy in his hotel room the night before a big game wasn’t enough for Lyon’s resident playboy. In his latest brush with authority, Wiltord was pulled over for speeding (he was driving 135 km/h in a 50km/h zone). He weaseled his way out of an arrest by paying a €1500 fine.

Raise your hands if you think Nino will be around next summer.

No takers?

Yeah, I wouldn’t bet on it either.

The US beat Mexico in the Gold Cup! I’m almost tempted to be proud, but Mexico aren’t the team they used to be (or else they never would have lost to the US twice in a row!).

Fuck it. They won a trophy, didn’t they? I’m proud of my national soccer team, even if they suck on a global scale (the men, that is) and don’t hold a candle to my adopted France NT.






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  • Laurie |  June 24th, 2007 at 5:42 pm

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    You mean he organized the orgy BEFORE the game? I thought it was after!

    No wonder management is upset.

    (Conservation of Precious Bodily Fluids and all that.)

    P.S. I hope you’ve seen Dr. Strangelove, or that will sound really strange.

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  • Salieri |  June 24th, 2007 at 6:36 pm

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    From what I remember it was just before the match against Rennes, where the team could have won the title at home, and when the crowd whistled at the team after a poor 0-0.

    By the way I think that with Keita, Govou (who will obviously be there again next year) and Remy (who is planned to be in the first squad according to Perrin) Wiltord has no reason to be a Lyonnais next year.

    Good bye and thanks Nino! Too bad for you my cousin didn’t know who you are when you tried to allure her =)

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  • Gianfranco |  June 24th, 2007 at 8:21 pm

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    Nice shout out to the USANT, they need the love. If they do not get it from the soccer lunatics here who on earth will give it to them. LETS KICK SOME ARGENTINE ASS!!!

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  • Jedi2003 |  June 25th, 2007 at 2:41 am

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    You’re not fair with your NT. Claudio reyna rules!!!(even if he don’t play in the NT anymore I guess. And i remember of beasley when OL played against PSV, he was pretty good.

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  • guignol |  June 25th, 2007 at 3:27 am

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    i’m sorry to see things end this way with nino… he seemed so classy until this.

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  • Corey |  June 25th, 2007 at 4:58 am

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    He has always has these tendencies, it is why he loves Paris so much, because he can get away with that crap there. Oh well, he will be missed for his late game winners but other then that, he like Diarra, was a disappointment and nuissance most of the time. The right side of the midfield looks solid so I see no harm in getting rid of him, although avoiding the sale to PSG or bordeuax would be a good idea as not to strenghten a direct rival. SHip him off to Palermo where he can get in all kinds of trouble with their idiotic president.

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  • Corey |  June 25th, 2007 at 6:48 am

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    The Tottenham blog has a thing about Kallstrom as a definite transfer target, so I had to squash that and tease him about his team paying 20 mill pounds or something for Darent Bent (who?).

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  • Goug |  June 25th, 2007 at 7:56 am

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    He doesn’t organised an orgie…

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  • Inara |  June 25th, 2007 at 11:40 am

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    I guess he’s been able to get away with his lifestyle for so long because he doesn’t drink, which keeps him in superb shape. But his partying the night before what could have been our title winning game was too much for the club to handle.

    Apparently, Rennes are interested again because Pompey may buy Utaka, which would release the necessary funds for Nino.

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  • Cruz |  June 25th, 2007 at 7:17 pm

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    He was one of my favorite OL players last year. I’m sorry that his time at the club is ending like this.

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  • Milan Baros Breaks Speed Records in France - Team News and Rumors - The Offside - Olympique Lyonnais French Football Blog |  November 2nd, 2007 at 9:50 am | Pingback

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    [...] with his reckless driving skills. Last summer, Sylvain Wiltord (then with Lyon) was caught speeding 135 kph in a 50 kph zone. And then a few weeks later he was arrested because he didn’t show up for traffic court. [...]

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  • Milan Baros Breaks Speed Records in France « 最愛的烏鴉導彈: 巴路士(Milan Baros) |  November 2nd, 2007 at 9:43 pm | Pingback

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    [...] with his reckless driving skills. Last summer, Sylvain Wiltord (then with Lyon) was caught speeding 135 kph in a 50 kph zone. And then a few weeks later he was arrested because he didn’t show up for traffic court. Also, [...]

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